When it comes to taking sick days, the working world is often split into two camps: Those who come into work no matter how sick they are (because we have things to get done, goshdarnit!) and those who would do just about anything to get out of the office for the day. It's the latter that inspires job recruitment site CareerBuilder to conduct an annual survey of the most outrageous excuses real people use when calling in sick — and trust us, this year's are some serious... winners? Click through for 2016's best excuses, plus a few bonus winners from previous years.
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